Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Inventions to improve car network behavior and communication

  • proximity warning and online driving safety tips delivered by The Computer (you're tailgating too closely for a construction zone, Dave)
  • a GPS with bird's eye display of nearby cars that broadcast their location
  • text nastygrams to bad drivers' license plate number
  • new codes for head and taillights ("preparing to change lanes" is only the tip of the iceberg)
  • gun to write messages on sticky notes or with dissolvable paint balls and shoot at doors of other cars
Please steal these ideas. Their time has come.

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