Here's a little ditty I composed the Tuesday morning after we did Christmas Carols for church, on few hours' rest, while waiting for a Software Engineering teammate.
What spy is this, who cover-blown,
Keeps Rove and Cheney from sleeping?
Whom pundits greet with yawnings sweet
While prosecutors watch are keeping?
This, this, is Valerie
Whom agents guard and traitors flee
Haste, haste to come to trial
The Plame, the spy N.O.C.
When will she bring the civil suit
Where unindicted are paying?
The president drinks because he thinks
The architect won't be staying
I guess that is rude, but the whole story is pretty rude (not to leave out treasonous).